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Subject: Doctor Who, Jesse and Jeremy 117 The TARDIS passes through a force field but sparks fly all around it and blasts come from all sides. Inside, everything is on fire and wires fall. Pieces of the ceiling fall. Jesse pulls Jeremy back as a beam hits the spot he was standing on. “We’re falling apart!?” “Don’t worry, Jesse, I’ve got it under control!” The 8th Doctor yelled, out of his tux and naked. The TARDIS flies down toward Gallifrey and hits another field. “Transduction barriers!” “Those again!?” Jesse yelled. TARDIS flies down toward a dome, smashes through the dome, which self repairs, and sails down. Jeremy yells, “We’re gonna kill someone!” “I’m trying not to do that!” The Doctor yelled, leaning on the levers forward and then backward, all the way back, his body straightening out. “More worried about us right now!” Jesse yelled under the console. Quiet, empty white hallway of doors. A door opens. A child steps out. A woman calls, “Wait for me, Bor.” The TARDIS smashes through a part of the ceiling further down the hallway. The top of it hits the floor and it starts to roll, flipping end over end. Bor points, “Mommy, a big blue box.” “Big blue box! Boy, git in here!” The mother pulls him out of the way as the TARDIS rolls right at them and smashes their door off its hinges. Inside, Jesse yells, “We’re rolling!” “Hold on, Jesse! Hold on, Jeremy!” “To what?” Jesse asked, “My dick?!” The Doctor realized he was naked after taking off his tuxedo and his own dick was swinging and engorged. “Must be the danger.” Suddenly, sparks flew and the double door seemed to emit most of them. The doors opened inward. “The doors are open!” Jeremy yelled. “Stay away from them!” The Doctor tried to reach the control for the doors but the shaking was too much for him. The room spun and soon, he found he had to hold on for he was upside-down. Then, he wasn’t, then he was. The TARDIS rolled down the hallway. “JESSE!” Jeremy yelled as Jesse’s body was being pulled from him. “Don’t let go!” Jesse’s hand held Jeremy. Jeremy had to hold himself under the console using one of the handholds there. He strained to hold on to both the console and Jesse. He was making straining moans. “Never! JESSE!” The rolling of the TARDIS knocked Jeremy further back under the console and this loosened his grip on Jesse and the console. “Jeremy!” Jesse felt himself flung out the doors. Jesse emerged outside on the floor of the white sparkling clean hallway. He was on his hands and knees and his butt hit the floor, too. He started to recover, “That wasn’t so….” Then he realized the way he fell out of the TARDIS as it fell…it was still rolling and rolling right toward him. He looked behind him and saw the TARDIS heading right at him, flipping. He covered his head and shoulders and yelled, turning away. The doors were still open and the way the TARDIS side hit the floor, Jesse was in the open door. One second he saw the entire console room, Jeremy under the console but to his viewpoint, on the side of the walls, for the floor of the TARDIS was now for that second, on the side…the Doctor holding onto some kind of makeshift pink straps on the walls that he must have scooped from someplace…and the next second the TARDIS and console room left him to keep tumbling onward. In the hallway, on the floor, Jesse looked, astonished as the TARDIS kept rolling down the hallway, bottom over top, top over bottom. He sat up and looked at it, wide eyed. He stood and wondered what do to now. As the TARDIS kept moving and rolling, Jeremy yelled, “Doctor, do something!” “I am trying!” Jeremy yelled as he, too was flung out the doors. Jeremy was lucky but not as lucky, this time, as Jesse. The way he was flung out, he was in mid air, his legs flailing to find something, as if he were running in the air. The TARDIS doors were under him and rising at him as he flew through the air. Behind him, the doors rose up and encompassed him again and his body was flying in the console room. “Doctor!” In mid air, the console room flipped around Jeremy and rolled 180 degrees again. Only this time he saw it from the air. As it rolled again, he came full around to the doors again and was flung out again. The doors were behind him again but this time he was low to the ground and was certain the top would hit him in the back of the head and probably kill him. Jeremy thrust himself sideways and hit a wall but not too high up. He made a gasping scream sound and slid down it in a huff and escape of air. The TARDIS passed him by. Jeremy shook himself. Jesse was already running toward him. “Don’t get up, lay there for a second.” Jeremy didn’t argue. “Wind…knocked…out…of…me.” The TARDIS finally ground to a halt, hitting the end of a silver wall at the end of the hallway. The Doctor was torn from the straps he was using and he was now on the floor. K9 rolled up to him. “Master?” The Doctor was on his side and not moving. He turned over. K9 could detect what looked like the time vortex from Tom Baker’s first six seasons’ opening and closing credits inside the Doctor’s face. “Degeneration detected. This unit will move back five feet to escape being absorbed.” The Doctor’s face began to light up so that even the vortex could not be seen. His hairline was receding. K9 observed, “Detect degeneration being used by Doctor to make new materials for self.” An off white safari styled jacket with a red paisley scarf worn under its lapels and a matching handkerchief in the left pocket. A fob watch was chained to the left lapel. A plain white shirt and a red paisley tie and a yellow fair isle inspired pull over adorned with red questions marks and blue green zigzag patterns. Sand colored tweed plaid trousers, white brown brogue spectator shoes. Since he felt his hair looked like a wig changing and he was embarrassed, he made a hat appear out of cells and it looked like a white colonial styled Panama hat with a Paisley hat band and an upturned brim. After the light faded somewhat, the Doctor’s face was that of the 7th Doctor, Sylvester McCoy. http://www.youtube/watch?v=S3AdLkc-s_4 In one theme version (TIME AND THE RANI part four, the Doctor’s face only partly appears, and one can see through it). Oh, and he winks. MASSACRE ON GALLIFREY part four The Doctor grabbed the umbrella off the fallen hat stand and it had a red question mark as a handle. “I am very angrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry, K9. Oh and hello, K9,” the Doctor said it as if he hated saying it and hated K9, which, of course, he didn’t. “Master. Do not do anything rash.” “What? Like sticking six inch nails up my nose or ferrets down my trousers?” “Master?” “Never mind, inside joke. Inside me trousers,” the 7th Doctor laughed. “For once, you stay here and guard the TARDIS, boy.” “Once? This unit has done that 765 times, Master.” “Yes, and well you should,” the Doctor twirled the umbrella around his arm and added as K9 put his head down, “And well you do for me, too.” He went outside and looked around. Jesse and Jeremy ran up to him. “The Doctor I presume?” Jesse asked. Angry, the Doctor snorted, “Yes, of courrrse, who else would I be?” “Wearing that ridiculous outfit?” Jesse smiled and over the Doctor’s head, shot a look of amusement at Jeremy. Jeremy smiled, “What’s wrong Mr. Cranky Pants?” “Well, to change, I hit me head again, didn’t I? Again!” Jeremy looked at him, stopping him forcibly from walking, “You’re sooo cute.” “Stop that!” The Doctor hit Jeremy’s hands off his shoulders. Jeremy looked bewildered but then smiled and bopped the nose of the 7th Doctor. “And stop that!” The Doctor shouted but then smiled at Jeremy’s smile. bursa yabancı escort “Those eyes of yours…” “Thanks, Doc.” “Don’t call me Doc!” The Doctor smiled again after shouting again. He turned to Jesse, “And you, Jesse, how do you like my new perrrrsona?” Jesse stood, a hand on the side of his chin and the back of his hand just below his hip, “Yeah. No. Stop rollin’ your Rs like that. It’s most annoying.” The Doctor looked at him, “I don’t do that!” He looked at Jeremy who nodded “yes” to him. “I do do that.” “I’m afrrrraid so,” Jesse said, “Otherwise…” he moved closer to the Doctor and turned him around using the umbrella as leverage, “…too old, too short, too cranky, and too…dressed.” “Thanks a lot,” the Doctor pulled loose of Jesse, “I’ll soon be someone else…” He began to walk again. “But soon won’t that make it dangerous for you?” Jesse asked. “What do you care as long as I look like someone you want to lay!” Jesse stopped the Doctor again, “Is that what you think?” “What else am I to think? When I’m fat, you shun me, when I’m short you say so…” Jesse smiled, “Ahhaa, but what if I’m waiting until you’re just the way I like you…fat and short…” “Just wait until the next degeneration,” the Doctor murmured, “Just you wait. He’ll put you right. Probably strangle you.” “I…I still love you.” Jesse looked at Jeremy who raised his eyebrows as if to agree with the Doctor. “It’s all right, I understand, I love you just the way you are,” the Doctor said. He began walking again… “No, but really Doctor…” “Don’t mention it. I won’t.” The Doctor looked at Jeremy, “And that stuff is not the only reason I’m cranky pants.” “Ferret in them?” “How’d you know that?” the Doctor asked. “You told me once that you did that and…anyway what is it?” “I can’t seem to remember in this degeneration…some vital things that happened or will happen or see, I told you I couldn’t remember…” the Doctor went from frustrated to smiling again. “Are you sure you can’t remember?” Jeremy asked as they walked down a new hallway which circled from the one they were in. “Well, of course I’m sure!” The Doctor stopped but they walked past him. He looked up, “Oh, Ace…where fore art thou?” Jeremy made a roll of his hands to Jesse as the Doctor walked past them again. Jesse nodded and put his thumb up, giving it the thumb up. Jeremy nodded. “I can’t remember a thing. Didn’t I say so…” “We have reason to doubt what you say…” Jesse said and the Doctor turned on him ready to fight. Jeremy: It’s your way, your manner… Jesse: It’s just that sometimes, you keep us in the dark, keep us baffled, (looks at Jeremy) he drip feeds us information on a need to know basis…that way he looks clever and we look stupid. Doctor: I DON’T DO THAT, DO I? Jesse: Yup. Jeremy: Yeah, you do…sometimes. Jesse: I think he likes it to be a surprise, you like the grand reveal…like IT’S THE MASTER…or DAVROS is it again!? Doctor: I don’t. Jesse: You do. Jeremy: You take us to places sometimes and you don’t tell us much about them. Jesse: Until it’s too late. Jeremy: Until it’s much too late. Jesse: Or…you take us somewhere and you do tell us something about it…but then it turns out to be a bit misleading… Doctor: I don’t! Jeremy: YOU DO! Doctor: Like when? Jesse: “Library books back to Breeoros?” Doctor: “Actual Reason?” Jeremy: “A cease fire in the Orbit Wars.” Jesse: “Or…Tal Sartos…” Jeremy: “Reason given for visit…” Jesse: “Reliable laundry service…” Jeremy: “Actual reason…” Jesse: “To prevent the spawning of a Zylox swarm…” Jeremy: “A task that involved more mucous than I was comfortable with…” Jesse: “Or…or Nydacks 3…” Jeremy: “Reason given for visit…” Doctor: All right, all right, if it’s information you want… Jesse: Rarely provided… Doctor: Sometimes it’s because there are enemies that can read our minds and know the stuff I Know. I don’t even talk to it myself or rather, mmmmm,” he was getting aggravated by his twisting of words, “…I don’t even tell it to myself or think about it or…tell either of you. If’n I do, they can overhearrr-uhm—overhear it.” Jesse smiled, “We’re just yanking your chain, trying to make you remember shit. You know your time with Ace and that hottie Hex?” “I did all that to them?” Jeremy smiled, “Yeah, this 7th self of yours was one manipulative bastard.” Doctor: “I told you some things I can’t remember…for real this time.” Jeremy: “Give Avon a run for his money or Blake.” “C’mon, you two stir your stumps!” The Doctor said, agitated. “We have to find this hiding spot of the Master’s if he’s still here.” Jeremy asked, “Doctor, aren’t you forgetting someone?” “I told you! Very probably, it’s been a trying couple of lives!” “Damon.” Jeremy recalled. “DAMON!?” “Yes, Damon. Childhood friend?” Jesse added. “He’s got to priority then, it’s been too long but with this time warp who knows? Maybe he just left us,” the Doctor stopped and put both hands up, “Right now, we know that on Gallifrey, time is all three: past, present, and future.” Jesse sighed, “We know that already.” “And that you’ve been degenerating thanks to a gun the Master used on you…it made protons heavier than neutrons.” The Doctor ignored Jeremy, “Time is all as one. Now is now. Now is all that there is. Ever was, and ever will be. Someone’s …the Master I think…behind it but maybe someone else is behind him…” Jesse quipped, “I’d like to be behind him…” Jeremy asked, “Who watches the watchers?” “Who indeed,” the Doctor giggled slightly and dropped it. “You know?” Jeremy asked. “Don’t start that again,” the Doctor snapped. He squinted as if recalling something for the first time, “But this hallway, I do know…secret passages…over…” “There they are!” A Time Lord guard troop of about seven Time Lords dressed in military outfits of red came marching down the hallway. “….there! He’s right! There they are! Get to em! You run!” The Doctor got behind both boys and they were surprised at the strength the little possessed as he pushed them toward two panels in the wall, “There! Secret shafts!” “I got a not so secret shaft here!” Jesse touched himself as he yelled but his head hit the wall panel and it opened. Jeremy, uncharacteristically, lost his footing and fell in a heap into the panel. The wall panels that opened seemed like all the other panels but for one thing: they could open and lead to a shaft each. Koch’s father is just called Father or Theta, for now. Father, although older, looks 17 years old and is blond. Koch looks older but is Father’s son. The baby girl Susna is Susan. Ailla is Koch’s wife. Susan is their daughter. Koch is the son of Theta/Father and Patience. Father’s wife is Patience. Xonto is a member of the Omega group who wanted to free Omega. Patience knew of them and of Xonto. Xonto escaped a mass killing of the Omega group and ended up at the home of Koch, where the family was gathered. Father/Theta wanted to alert the authorities. “Will you shoot me, son?” The Father asked. Koch shook his head, “Not to kill. But I am the Master of this house and I will not allow you to turn this man in. I am sworn to help any who enter my home for refuge…” The Father waved his hand around and walked to the far side of the wall of the living area, “Sworn? Have you taken a Hippocratic Oath like they do on Sol 3…” Ailla asked, “Where?” “Earth,” Koch called to her, “My dear, Earth. His favorite planet to observe.” Father frowned, “I wish to do more than just observe.” “Father, can you take Susna into my bed room. She will bursa sınırsız escort get better rest there,” Ailla asked. Father moved to the baby, still covered by Koch. Ailla shook her head at both of them. “For my daughter in law and my baby grand daughter, anything.” “Thank you,” Ailla smiled at him. The Father, Theta, the future First Doctor, moved out of the room to the door leading to the bedroom. He carried Susna, the baby girl into the bed room and put her into a tram there. He smiled at her as she cooed at him. She smiled at him. “I don’t know. I don’t think I’ll ever forget you, my dear granddaughter. How could I? But that father of yours! He shall forget in no time or perhaps…perhaps we shall call ourselves friends when we relinquish our family bonds, aye? And maybe we’ll be allies, good friends, colleagues in some future time or some…look at me, your doddering old 17 year old looking grandfather prattling on and on…” The baby laughed at him, a hearty loud laugh. “My, my but you do think me funny…” A red gloved hand put a round device on the door outside the apartment. A buzz went off. “Force field deactivated, sir.” Maxil waved, “Inside. Everyone.” “Everyone, sir?” “You heard me!” Inside, Ailla turned, “Xonto seems all right now.” Xonto, on a couch, tried to get up, “I should be going into hiding. I shouldn’t be here. It’ll be the worse for all of you if I’m found here…and for me…it’ll be even worse than that. Death I should think.” Ailla shrugged, “Nonsense. They wouldn’t kill a whole family.” She moved to the door as she caught Patience’s glance. Patience was sitting on a stool next to the couch so she could nurse Xonto with tea and cookies. Ailla smiled, “I’ll just lock the door again, just in case.” Patience smiled, “I already did.” “I’ll just check it then.” One of Maxil’s men aimed a cannon at the door. The blast took it down and continued and also caught a young woman on the other side. It was Ailla, who was going to make sure the door was locked. Ailla was killed almost instantly, the blast causing her to scream and her body to heat up and shatter in some places. She fell against the forward couch front and screamed. Patience rose and saw Maxil enter the room. He waved and a man shot an energy bolt at her and the bolt passed through one heart. She was thrown sideways but remained on her feet. He pointed at Ailla, “Just to make sure she does not regenerate.” “Sir, she’s not a Time…” “Just do it and don’t question my orders again or I shall do you.” “Sir, here and now?” “Kill her.” Two bolts were shot through Ailla’s heart and side where her other heart should have been. Another bolt was shot through Patience’s hearts and she was thrown the other way. A staser gun blast hit her as well but hit her head and the energy expanded on her and grew to immense proportions. To make matters worse, a far too eager guard shot another bolt and as she fell, this bolt hit her in the head. Koch came out of the kitchen area carrying a tray. A bolt hit the tray and seemed to continue into him and another bolt hit his side. He was flung sideways and fell as the staser blast aimed at him fired and hit the wall. Koch fell against the wall and slid down it. His eyes were staring open. One of his last words before dying this time was, “Ailla.” The other was, “Susna.” Xonto was wide eyed with fear but before Koch was shot, he rose up and stood before the guards and threw himself at them, “LEAVE THEM ALONE! THEY HAVE NOTHING…” before he could finish, he had two bolts in him and a staser blast field shaking him to death. He fell and two more bolts were put into him. He died with his eyes shut and a painful expression melted onto his face. His hands gripped the horrified Maxil but Xonto slid down the cold hearted, sneering Maxil. A guard shot him in the head with an energy bolt, long laser arrows. Maxil snorted and wiped his hands to clean off Xonto from him, not that anything really was on his hands, “Anyone else?” From the back room, the blond headed Theta came, “What is going on here? What have you done?” He saw Patience on the floor, eyes staring at nothing, dead. “Patience! My love!” Maxil waved his hand and two bolts fired at the Doctor and a staser blast hit his body as well. His body shook against the wall and convulsed there. That was when he heard a sliding sound and two boys hitting the floor. The Doctor fell with his head next to Patience’s. His eyes were also staring but then after Maxil and the men left, his eyes shut. Jeremy, in the hallway, touched Jesse’s arms, “We have to get out of here. Did you hear that?” Maxil and the guard emerged from the room and he pointed at Jesse and Jeremy. One guard had a small box device he checked, “Humans. Norm Humans.” “Kill them.” Maxil pointed. “Both and now.” A guard pointed a traditional laser pistol at them. Jesse through himself in front of Jeremy and took a traditional laser blast right to his chest and a hole punched through it and entered his heart. Jesse stiffened and jerked upward and his eyes were dead open as he died on his feet. He fell sideways at Jeremy’s feet. Jeremy was wide eyed, “JESSE!” He leaned down over the body. “Him as well,” Maxil pointed coldly and said in an even colder tone. The guard knelt down on one knee to get a better shot as Jeremy cradled Jesse’s dead body. Jeremy was crying. The guard pointed. From behind him, a long tendril snapped over his shoulder and an electric zap sounded. The guard who was about to shoot Jeremy was electrified and fried. His charred body fell forward before he even had a chance to scream. Maxil and his men all turned to the monstrosity that faced them in the hallway. A roughly human shape belied its true composition. A bundle of nerve cells and mostly nerve endings and tendrils made up this reddish, orange mass of a creature. If any of the guards or Maxil knew what it was they would have called it an Axon. In front of it, at what should have been a chin, were two sack like structures and there was one smaller one in the center of what should have been a face but it had no real facial features, just more masses of nerve bundles, looking like roots. It also made an appalling series of sounds. The guards fired but the blasts of traditional lasers seemed to make it get stronger and even seemed to make it grow taller. The guards didn’t waste time. They fired energy bolts into it and staser blasts. None of it worked. As the guards were hit by tendrils from all over the thing’s body, they were slain by electrocution. And as that happened, a pale and wide eyed Maxil snuck off. Jeremy was holding Jesse’s dead body. He put his head over Jesse’s lower chest. A flaming hole was still in Jesse’s heart. He looked up. The Axon moved past the dead bodies of the guards. Some were still but a few were still convulsing. Jeremy looked up without fear and saw the monster shuffling straight towards him. He didn’t care. He watched it come right at him. Jesse’s eyes were staring dead at the ceiling…his ears unhearing of the monster’s continuous, rapid fire loud and alien huffing…ready for the kill…tendrils launched…Jeremy watched, his eyes as dead as ube/watch?v=S3AdLkc-s_4 Doctor 7’s end theme….long version… The Outgoing Doctor…Paul McGann The Doctor…Sylvester McCoy Jesse McCartney Jeremy Sumpter Maxil….Colin Baker Patience…Daphne Ashbrook Ailla…Catherine Oxenburg Koch…young Roger Delgado Theta…young Bill Hartnell Axon…Stuart Fell Time Lord guards…lots of hot guys Incidental Music…and theme arrangement…Keff McCulloch Make up…Denise Barron Special Sounds…Dick görükle escort Mills Costumes…Rosalind Ebutt Axon costume…Jules Baker, Barbara Lane AND DON’T FORGET ON OUR ALTERNATE VERSIONS RERUN CHANNEL and our FUTURE EPISODES CHANNEL… Tall, pale, white albino men with round shield like armor on their chests have spears and aim them at Jesse’s captors… Jeremy: (getting up off a rock): No, don’t kill him! Long tall alien: We are the true people of our planet. The only people… Jesse: Hey, still in trouble here! Long tall alien: We serve the Matra, the Mother. Do you serve the mother? (holds a spear up vertically toward Jeremy’s chin) Jeremy: Mother fucker! Long Tall Alien: That will do! Jeremy (pointing to a huge monastery) : I thought I saw a man at that window! (Inside a hooded figure steps back) Jesse: (in an old hall way of stone): Is that the Doctor!??? Jeremy and Jesse run through an old monastery. Jesse opens a door and a man inside had on a hood. “Doctor?!!! Is it you…it’s me, Jesse…” Voice: I don’t know any Jesse… Jeremy: Doctor, I will find you if…( He’s out on a ledge climbing on the outside of a huge monastery) it’s the last thing I do… Jesse: Jeremy, get back inside the monastery!!!! A giant reptilian bird monster flies at him, screeching!!!! Jeremy screams!!! DOCTOR WHO STING MUSIC into FOURTH SEASON 2008 THEME SONG… Jeremy and Jesse run through an old monastery. Jesse opens a door and a man inside had on a hood. “Doctor?!!! Is it you…it’s me, Jesse…” Voice: I don’t know any Jesse… Jesse: (trying to turn the brass door knob): They’ve locked me in! Jeremy: Tie these bed ropes around me… Jesse: Shouldn’t we do that later, when we’re alone in the same bed… Jeremy: Doctor, I will find you if…( He’s out on a ledge climbing on the outside of a huge monastery) it’s the last thing I do… Jesse: Jeremy, get back inside the monastery!!!! A giant reptilian bird monster flies at him, screeching!!!! Jeremy screams!!! Jeremy, Jesse, Adam, Tom, Timmy, Rose, Mickey, Jackie, Donna, Martha, Capt. Jack, Hercules, Solan, Xena, Robin Hood, Robin the Boy Wonder, , Tommy Connoly, the Professor, Leela, Sarah Jane, the Brigidier, Bambera, Ross of UNIT, Fesh, Benjamie, K9, Kitt-10, and others are around a huge blast. Jesse: He’s regenerating! Jeremy: We have to help him! “Stay back!” The Doctor yells. “Just stay back!” Jesse: “We’ve seen regeneration! Been a part of it!” “That was more degeneration and recovery! Don’t come near me!” A huge blast knocks them all down. Jesse: He’s dead, the Doctor’s dead. Jeremy: (tears coming out of closed eyes and then he opens his eyes, all the while shaking his head no) Jeremy: Look! The Doctor’s abs get bigger and more muscled. Some slight hair comes out of his expanding chest, his biceps get bigger, his body gets longer, taller… Jesse: I think I like it! On the clouds nude, The Paul Telfer Doctor has his fists on his hips, “I’m coming down for you, to help you.” “Whatever happened, I am the Doctor, Jeremy.” The Paul Telfer Doctor looks at him, both sitting on a cement bench in Ancient Greece. Jeremy stares at him, looks down. “It’s still me inside. I’m the Doctor.” Jeremy smiles. Jeremy’s mom: Please come home. For good. In years time, when I see you, it’ll look like you but it won’t be. You’ll have over 1000 years of travel in time and space and God knows where else. You won’t be Jeremy anymore…” “Oh mom.” “That’s how I want it,” Jesse tells his mom. “But who is he?” The Doctor’s head comes up out of a Dalek casing, “I’m the Doctor!” Davros: Exterminate him!!!! Jesse and Jeremy’s head come up out of the same casing. “Lotsa room in there…” “Watch it!” The Doctor fires the Dalek ray at a Dalek and it blows up. “Davros, you’re next!!!” “You haven’t the guts!!!” Darvos moves his clawed, withered hand toward a device on his chair, “BUT I do!” He moves his hand and fires an electric ray at the casing but the Doctor fires first at it. The two rays meet and explode. The Doctor crouches down, ready to wrestle, in a jock strap only, and tosses his top hat to Jeremy and Jesse, who catch it together. Jesse asks, “Who the hell are they?” “The Wrestlers of Death.” “What kind of planet of this?” Jeremy asked. “It’s a sports planet.” “Would you like to see the sun, little girl?” The Doctor holds his hand out of the TARDIS doors, “Come with me.” “She won’t have to see all summer in one day,” Jesse tells Jeremy at the console. “Toby Osborne, I could use your help!” The Doctor smiles at the naked porn star. “Go fuck yourself.” With his back to Jeremy and Jesse, the Doctor fiddles with a huge machine against a wall of machines. Jeremy asks, “What’re you going to do with that thing?” “Make it work for us, for a change! But I need time.” “A Time Lord needs time,” Jesse shakes his head. “You got it!” Jeremy sees a Sontaran aiming a tube gun at them and he throws a knife into the tube and knocks it down. The alien says, “Ahhh, a worthy opponent!” Jeremy runs full first at two Sontarans and tackles them. Another Sontaran points a small tube at Jeremy and fires. Jeremy holds up a metal plate and the blast hits it. Jeremy yells and runs at him, tackling him, too. Jeremy has the Sontaran in a headlock. The Doctor turns, “Jeremy, leave the Sontarans alone.” “This is war, Doctor, war!!!” A Sontaran yells at the Doctor. “War Schmore!” The Doctor punches the Sontaran right on the nose. It doesn’t react. “That was a futile gesture!” “Oh yeah, is this a futile gesture!” The Doctor grabs the Sontaran, turns him around and punches him on the probic vent. The Doctor holds the sonic screwdriver outward extending his arm. Doctor: I’m the Doctor… Jeremy: Jeremy… Jesse: I’m Jesse UNIT’s soldier Ross: Yeah, I Know! (jumps at him and smacks a kiss on his lips…and Jesse responds) An old woman, on a lawn on a street, looks at them. “My son.” “Doctor, it’s an old man stabbed in the street, why do you care?” “Why don’t you? Oh, Jeremy, what’s happened to u?” “I…I’m sorry.” “Doctor solves a stabbing,” Jesse shrugs, “Why not…” “The police can’t do it all.” The Doctor, Jesse and Jeremy all naked run from futuristic mutant motorcycle men. The men yells and hold stabbing weapons up at them! Doctor is nude and alone on a high way. Mad Max comes riding at him, “Need a lift?” The Doctor is on a bed, over Adric, who is prone beneath him, “I’m here to make it up to you. I want to make it up to you.” Adric: I want to make out with you. (He leans up and kisses the Doctor’s lips hard) At a Victorian Ball, Jeremy and Jesse watch, red faced as the Doctor, in coat tails and top hat dances with a woman. Jesse: WHY are we here? So you can dance with that …that girl???!! Doctor: Of course not. Someone here, in this room, is Jack the Ripper. Jesse: Jack the Ripper! Jeremy: Really…! The Doctor puts on a Sherlock Holmes outfit. “Davros!” The Doctor points a gun at Davros’s head, “I WILL KILL YOU!” Two Cybermen raise their hands with arms up over Jeremy and Jesse in order to crush their heads with a hard blow. They shut their eyes. The Cybermen gasp and spark and start to fall, gasping for air. A young boy in speedos and with crisscrossed slings on his body whips out two cyber knives and stands behind two dying Cybermen. He stands behind them. “Fesh,” the Doctor smiles, “It’s you. Last time I saw you, you were this high and I…well, I was this high,” he shows the height of his former self. “Where’s Benjamie?” “Here!” “Benjamie!” “You were so cute when you were little.” “He still is,” Jeremy snapped. Jesse asked, “What do you do, kid?” “Kill Cybermen mostly…but I’d take a sideline in Ice Warriors and Daleks if I have to.” “You won’t….” The Doctor opens a door, and on the other side are Daleks with Ice Warriors marching together, “You have to!” He shuts the doors and runs as the doors are blasted down. Everyone falls from the blasts!!!